Warning: this post isn't funny. The sentence before this one is not a joke. I mean, there might be parts that are slightly funny but that is just pure luck. So I have this best friend and we'll call her Wendy. We'll call her Wendy because that is her real name. She said I could use it so we are good to go. I wrote about her once before in my Boys Vs Girls post. We've been friends since before kids. Before marriage even. So basically forever. I'll never forget the night we met. It was at a wine tasting that my boyfriend (now my husband) and I were hosting at our apartment. Our conversation...